Tell Me It's Real (2020)

Tell Me It's Real T.J. Klune Tell Me It s Real Do you believe in love at first sight Paul Auster doesn t Paul doesn t believe in much at all He s thirty slightly overweight and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he pr
  • Title: Tell Me It's Real
  • Author: T.J. Klune
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  • Page: 391
  • Format: Kindle Edition
Tell Me It's Real T.J. Klune Do you believe in love at first sight Paul Auster doesn t Paul doesn t believe in much at all He s thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by His closest friends are a two legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket He works a dead end job in a soul Do you believe in love at first sight Paul Auster doesn t Paul doesn t believe in much at all He s thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by His closest friends are a two legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket He works a dead end job in a soul sucking cubicle, and if his grandmother s homophobic parrot insults him one time, Paul is going to wring its stupid neck.Enter Vince Taylor.Vince is everything Paul isn t sexy, confident, and dumber than the proverbial box of rocks And for some reason, Vince pursues Paul relentlessly Vince must be messing with him, because there is no way Vince could want someone like Paul.But when Paul hits Vince with his car in a completely unintentional if he died it d only be manslaughter kind of way he s forced to see Vince in a whole new light The only thing stopping Paul from believing in Vince is himself and that is one obstacle Paul can t quite seem to overcome But when tragedy strikes Vince s family, Paul must put aside any notions he has about himself and stand next to the man who thinks he s perfect the way he is.
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  1. Heather K (dentist in my spare time)

    I m going to Freddie Prince Jr the crap out of this review Okay folks, picture this You are on an airplane cross country smushed between your husband, who is trying to sleep, and a stranger, who happens to be a dude You start reading this book and literally cannot stop laughing for the whole flight Not dainty chuckles but full out, unladylike guffaws Friends, I suffered some pretty dirty looks from both my husband and said stranger over this book I caught my husband reading over my shoulder at o [...]

  2. LolaReviewer

    This is one of those books that will either continuously make you chortle or fasten on your countenance a broad smile In either case, you will be diverted.When Paul sees Vince for the first time, he doesn t think that something genuine and lasting might ever build between the two of them Vince is way too sexy and charming and perfect for him But Vince doesn t take no for an answer When he ends up at the hospital, having been accidentally hit by Paul s car, the latter is held entirely responsible [...]

  3. T.J.

    Okie Dokie D Everything has been updated correctly now You ve got yer blurb, the page count still slightlywrong but hey, who gives a nut I can t wait for you all to read this Oh, and did you know apparently I ve been out of the game for a while, because DSP wasn t doing this when Who We Are came out that you can pre order the book Just follow the link and you can buy your very own copy that you can t read for another few weeks Isn t pre ordering neat dreamspinnerpress storLove,Travis

  4. LenaLena

    This is the second book I ve read by T.J Klune and while I liked Bear, Otter and the Kid, it was too rambly and angsty for me to be very interested in the follow up But this one was supposed to be of a lighthearted comedy, so I thought I d give it a shot Klune writes in one of his blog posts I decided, in my infinite wisdom, to write a story about love at first sight, but to make it as realistic as possible Once I gave in to the idea that it could happen, I wanted to see if I could write it and [...]

  5. ~✡~Dαni(ela) ♥ ♂♂ love & semi-colons~✡~

    I do this with a heavy heart, because I know everybody loves this book But there were so many jokes here, so many damn asides, and so much random rambling that I could barely get through this missive without an anxiety attack There were funny parts, sure, but the sheer volume and redundancy and nearly hysterical pitch of Paul s inner monologue strangled me Paul was insecure But he was also a shithead Where was the steam There was the one scene You know the one where Paul tripped on a shoe and hi [...]

  6. Heather K (dentist in my spare time)

    I loved this book the first time I read it almost five years ago.I loved it the second time I read it in 2016 I LOVED the audio version that I just finished I LOVE THIS BOOK.This book is my comfort read It s funny, it s ridiculous, it s charming it s just a feel good book for me As my tastes have changed over the years, I haven t seemed to move on from this story and these characters The narration was simply spot on I can t imagine anyone else other than Michael Lesley reading this story I think [...]

  7. ☆ Todd

    Paul s a little crazy Vince is a little simple Sandy Helena are a whole lot twisted And Johnny Depp needs to be deep fried at times But the whole story, start to finish, is fuckloads of awesome If it doesn t make you laugh, then you simply have no soul and need to get the hell over yourself.Highly recommendedTE If you loved this book, then chances are you ll really love TJ s new book, The Lightning Struck Heart, which is even over the top humor wise than this book I laughed on every single one [...]

  8. Ingela

    Written August 26, 20145 Chuckling Stars There is simply two word AMAZING hysterically FUN This romantic comedy novel seems to be much loved by a lot of my friends and readers here I spuned around on the big book seller s web page and found Tell Me It s Real view spoiler as an nicely priced audiobook Yay, you all know me and audiobooks nowadaysuly addicted hide spoiler It was time to try if this one really was as funny and great as they all say OMG I m glad I picked this oneIt was simply hilarou [...]

  9. Rachel Reads Ravenously

    This gets 5 stars because it make me LAUGH Like so hard In places you shouldn t laugh out loud, like public That and it s one of the best books I ve read in a long time Klune is an author I have come to love and reading of his work just showed me what a talented author he is He can write funny, he can write serious, he can write steamy He just never fails to disappoint Next time I am in a massive book slump again, I am turning to his books for help.Tell Me It s Real has possibly one of the wors [...]

  10. Sheziss

    DNF page 224 of 350I guess I love authors who use angst greatly, but then they try their comic streak and they crash noisily So, note to myself Beware of funny experimentations.I m sorry, but I ll interrupt this book I can t go on like this sometimes boring, sometimes funny It s turning into homework for me and that s not what I m looking for Reading is something that brings me joy and thrill and this is not the case.I m totally able of giving 5 stars to one book and then rating 1 to the same au [...]

  11. Alvin

    HILARIOUS and ROMANTIC This is probably one of the most feel good and funniest M M Romance I ve read so far It s just so funny and so crazy I love the banter between Paul and Sandy Helena, between Paul and Vince, and between Paul s family Paul s Dad mix up of his divas is just so hilarious The only thing holding me back for giving this a 5 star rating was Paul Vince romance were too good to be true.To Mr T.J Klune, thank you for writing this This book gives me hope I ve related so much to Paul I [...]

  12. Macky

    EDIT re read 25th May 2014If I could double the stars on this I would Laughed my ass of , snorted and cried all the way thorough this once again Absolutely adore this story Original review January 22nd 2013 Oh God Snark, snark and snark My type of of book with bells on Hilarious, witty, quirky and it made cry too My idea of story heaven, and to add to my many happy dance moments there is a conversation about Val Kilmer that matches an in joke that me and my big sis have except ours includes a r [...]

  13. wesley

    Unlike most of you, I was already able to read The Lightning Struck Heart before I started with this And I can say that or less, T.J incorporated the same elements in both stories Great secondary characters in both family and friends, relatable underdog main characters, a little drama, heart, and lots of humor However, I think in the case of this book, the humor was overkill And I justify that by saying that in TLSH, it s fantasy and set in a completely different universe, so it was okay But i [...]

  14. Mandapanda

    Paul Auster is a real piece of work His self esteem is non existent and he s a total drama queen At times I wanted to shake him and tell him to settle down because he talks SO MUCH But at other times I was laughing out loud at some great one liners and pop culture references.What won me over was his boyfriend Vince For some reason I have no idea why I love those simple heroes in romantic fiction The ones that are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but who have enormous hearts and are completely [...]

  15. * Meli Mel *

    5 HI larious and Real Stars Sometimes I wonder if you should be on medication, Charlie said It can t be healthy to have you thinking all by yourself without some kind of pharmaceutical intervention Oh, how I loved this book I loved it to pieces It was just so perfect to me I kind of want to marry this book and all the characters in it, it was that good Just a warning to all those who are considering this as a future readDO NOT READ IT IN PUBLIC Trust meunless you want to get stared at like some [...]

  16. Dia

    4,5 stars I struggled a little with my rating And I will explain why I really loved the writing It s pure comedy at its finest I don t remember when or if I ever laughed so hard while reading This book is SO funny, I chocked with laughter so many times It was really hard to read next to my sleeping husband, because I ended making some let s just say unexpected sounds, while covering my mouth with my hands and trying not to wake him up That s how much I laughed, until the bed started to shake Pau [...]

  17. Marte - Thunderella

    This book was a slooow read, okay Why Because I had to stop ALL THE TIME to I loved the characters Paul, a drama queen with an very active imagination and a bad case of mouth diarrhea and some serious bad luck And I started to choke At first, it wasn t so bad I thought I could still breathe around it and I made a noise that made me sound like an Ewok Urka Urk Urk And then I felt everything go dark and my breath stopped and my heart thudded lightly in my chest I saw a white light and went into it [...]

  18. .Lili.

    4 9 14I just realized I never wrote a review for this book I ll just answer a few quick questions Did it make me cry Did I laugh Smut index Not too high but that s ok This story has so much to offer Should you read this This is such an endearing book with a wonderful group of characters This is an easy one to rate 5 Stars 2 4 14LOVED this to bits Review to come

  19. Mary

    I loved this book, I loved the rambling, and I loved Paul I also loved his family, Sandy, and of course Vince and also Darren When a book makes you laugh out loud, you know you picked up a winner.

  20. Dreamer

    This book had me snorting with laughter, some real funny lines I was also in tears by the end A longish m m novel written by a male author for a change Told in the first person from Paul Auster s pov throughout Okay, that ll be 1,976.25 The fuck you talking about, I shouted at her She recoiled as if I d slapped her Everyone in the store stared at me Sorry, I said quickly I was startled I thought you said that bike was over nineteen hundred dollars She nodded slowly It is For a bike I didn t put [...]

  21. Isabel

    It s not easy to review this book It s not Mostly because I don t want to spoil anything I want everyone, who like to laugh and that enjoy a great romantic comedy, read this book When I saw the movie Hangover for the first time, I almost suffocated laughing, I couldn t breath and my eyes were crying because I couldn t control myself Well, that was what happened while I was reading Tell Me It s Real This book is insanely hilarious, crazy and at the same time, very romantic What you will find A in [...]

  22. Catherine

    This book is AWESOME The premise is adorable and every single one of the characters is sweet, endearing, ridiculously over the top, and fucking hilarious Seriously, Tell Me It s Real is hands down the funniest book I have ever read in my entire life I m fairly certain that I laughed at something on every single page except for the handful of pages where I was crying big, sappy tears If you haven t read this book yet, consider yourself forewarned DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS BOOK You wi [...]

  23. Barbara➰

    This was my first TJ Klune book So I have now popped my cherry And it was delicious I laughed a lot I cried a little And I had those aww moments with a big old silly grin included.Let me tell you what I learned from this book Sometimes you need to believe in ghosts I felt bad that I was going to ruin his joy of my fake period ghost No, I said, and his face fell But that doesn t mean she s not there Now all I wanted was to see the vaginal bleeding ghost in my house just to make him happy again Wh [...]

  24. Barbara

    I would love to tell you all about this book but it would be spoilish But I can say that this author is brilliant and the book is amazingly writen So as Vince loves Asia I choose this character to show my thoughts and feels I laugh so hard I almost choke and vomit There are lot of ridiculous awkward hilarious moments The HOT scenes I felt unhappy also To end Read itRecommended for anyone Who wants to laugh Another BR with amazing friends BR HERE

  25. Gina

    We all the know old saying Laughter is the best medicine Well I gotta tell you friends, this book definitely cured me of my blues This book had me crying from laughing so much, couldn t read the next sentence because of my blurry vision What made this a perfect story for me was the combination of laughter and real emotions mingled in This was not just a book of quick laughs and funny linesPaul Auster was definitely someone I could relate to and understand Living in his little shell of a world, p [...]

  26. Lenore

    One star for the story and one star for the sheer absurdity of literary master Paul Auster telling an m m romcom Maybe some other m m author can create an oversexed protagonist called Philip Roth or even a meta hero called Nathan Zuckerman.Pity Because this book had potential for something good All it would have taken was a good content editor and a couple of attentive betas.Onwards.

  27. Vanessa North

    This book made me laugh a lot It made me cry a little I could honestly recommend it to just about anybody and imagine they d enjoy it view spoiler However, I can t give it five stars because the he did something stupid weak so let s call him a vagina jokes occurred with such frequency I felt like I was being slapped in the face, repeatedly for daring to have a gasp vagina myself Seriously society Can we retire that fucking joke already It s not funny It s misogyny hide spoiler

  28. Samington

    Not only is the narrator a rambling manchild with a ten year old s mind in a thirty year old s body, he s constantly racist, to boot I really don t understand what was up with that, but it was gross He had all these weird, immature takes on various minorities Chinese people, Black people, Mexicans, Taiwanese people, etc etc that were never really addressed in any meaningful way There was a lot of weird sexism, too all symptoms of the larger problem, I think, which is that Paul is basically worth [...]

  29. Simon

    This is the funniest book I have ever read Seriously I laughed out loud from the first chapter and as I tend to read during the night when unable to sleep, I seriously pissed off my partner by trying to stifle my laughter and snorting instead, waking him in the process The downside, I had to go downstairs to read.This is a novel of dialogue and characters I must admit I was not terribly keen on Paul, even by the end but the writing is so good it was hard not to feel empathy towards him Not much [...]

  30. Elspeth

    I read some reviews of this book, and I want to say wow, this is definitely a love it, or hate it book So if you are easily offended DO NOT READ THIS BOOK, you will not like it, the main character is a bitch I can see both sides of the fence, I see where people would be offended The main character crosses society s politically correct white line, but I can also see why.Like I said before Paul is a bitch he is also at times shallow, proud, catty, vain, and very socially awkward The author backs t [...]

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